Munna Circuit Jokes
Chinkie: Tum hamaisha clinic mien apnay saath meri photo bhi kyun le jaatay ho.Munna: Apun ko jab bhi koi mushkil aati hai, apun tumhari pic dekh leta hoon aur woh prob. solve ho jaati hai.Chinkie: Dekha! Mien tumharay liye kitni achi aur powerful hoon.Munna: Haan! Apun teri pic dekhta hai aur apnay aap say bolta hai “Is say bari bhi koi problem ho sakti hai bhala.”
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Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai.
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CIRCUIT Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
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PROFESSOR Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu
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MUNNA BHAI Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi
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MUNNA BHAI Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU B.A. MUNNA BHAI Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?
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CIRCUIT Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
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PRINCIPAL Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
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Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai.
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CIRCUIT Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
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PROFESSOR Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu
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MUNNA BHAI Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi
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MUNNA BHAI Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU B.A. MUNNA BHAI Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?
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CIRCUIT Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
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PRINCIPAL Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
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